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sorryforhavinganopinion:

One time I was playing The Sims. My kid had a soccer game, and while the teams were huddled up, I changed to buy mode and put washing machines around the opposing team, enclosing them within their detergent scented prison. Thanks to my ingenious strategy, my child’s team was able to take the ball from the opposite goalie and score repeatedly. By the time the clock ran out, we were up 46-0, and the opposing team was sobbing in puddles of their own piss. I am the best soccer mom.



sebsonandfriends:

zombiekakashi:

satanslifecoach:

Kamui Kobayashi - 10"My first choice was number 4, but 10 was the number i had when i made my F1 debut with Toyota"
Marcus Ericsson - 9"It’s simple, i like this number"
Sebastian Vettel - 1Michael Schumacher and Nigel Mansell were champions with number 5, but i choose it because i carried it successfully with karts, and when i won my first F1 title in 2010. But as reigning champion i will have to settle with #1
Daniel Ricciardo - 3It was my first number in karting and i am also a big fan of Nascar legend, Dale Earnhardt
Nico Rosberg - 6My father won the title with number 6
Max Chilton - 4M4X!
Kimi Raikkonen - 7There’s no particular story linked to it, it’s the number i had last year and i saw no reason to change it. I like it, which is good enough, isn’t it?
Romain Grosjean - 8My wife was born on 8 December, we started dating in 2008 and my son is the 8th wonder of the world
Sergio Perez - 11Ever since i was a kid, i always wore the 11 in karting. Actually my email has 11 in it as well. A lot of things have to do with 11, so i identified myself with that number.
Pastor Maldonado - 13i like number 13, everybody was surprised by that, because nobody used it before. In Venezuela, it’s not an unlucky number.
Fernando Alonso - 14It has been my lucky number since 1996. I was 14 on 14 July, driving kart number 14 - and i won the world championship. 
Felipe Massa - 19It was my number in karting and my uncle also used 19 when he raced
Kevin Magnussen - 20It was the same number i had last year when i won the World series by Renault title. I also had it when i won in karting too..
Jules Bianchi - 17I previously applied for 7,27,77 and didn’t get any of them. So was left with 17. 
Esteban Gutierrez - 21It has always been my fav number. It was also the age i started with F1. 
Jenson Button - 22It was the number i raced with at Brawn when i won the 2009 World Championship. 
Jean-Eric Vergne - 25I was born on 25 April. 
Daniil Kvyat - 26..and i was born on 26 April.
Nico Hulkenberg - 27So many asking why 27, it’s simple, it’s my birthday dates 19+8=27
Lewis Hamilton - 44When i started racing, my first kart had 44 on its plate. I won my first British championship with it. Fingers crossed it will bring as much luck now as it did back then
Valtteri Bottas - 77I like the twitter hastag #BO77AS
Adrian Sutil - 99The highest number that you could pick was 99, and in my life i always go for the maximum

I swear Dany and JEV win for the stories.

Poor Jules! I wonder how the decided priority?

sebsonandfriends:

zombiekakashi:

satanslifecoach:

Kamui Kobayashi - 10
"My first choice was number 4, but 10 was the number i had when i made my F1 debut with Toyota"

Marcus Ericsson - 9
"It’s simple, i like this number"

Sebastian Vettel - 1
Michael Schumacher and Nigel Mansell were champions with number 5, but i choose it because i carried it successfully with karts, and when i won my first F1 title in 2010. But as reigning champion i will have to settle with #1

Daniel Ricciardo - 3
It was my first number in karting and i am also a big fan of Nascar legend, Dale Earnhardt

Nico Rosberg - 6
My father won the title with number 6

Max Chilton - 4
M4X!

Kimi Raikkonen - 7
There’s no particular story linked to it, it’s the number i had last year and i saw no reason to change it. I like it, which is good enough, isn’t it?

Romain Grosjean - 8
My wife was born on 8 December, we started dating in 2008 and my son is the 8th wonder of the world

Sergio Perez - 11
Ever since i was a kid, i always wore the 11 in karting. Actually my email has 11 in it as well. A lot of things have to do with 11, so i identified myself with that number.

Pastor Maldonado - 13
i like number 13, everybody was surprised by that, because nobody used it before. In Venezuela, it’s not an unlucky number.

Fernando Alonso - 14
It has been my lucky number since 1996. I was 14 on 14 July, driving kart number 14 - and i won the world championship. 

Felipe Massa - 19
It was my number in karting and my uncle also used 19 when he raced

Kevin Magnussen - 20
It was the same number i had last year when i won the World series by Renault title. I also had it when i won in karting too..

Jules Bianchi - 17
I previously applied for 7,27,77 and didn’t get any of them. So was left with 17. 

Esteban Gutierrez - 21
It has always been my fav number. It was also the age i started with F1. 

Jenson Button - 22
It was the number i raced with at Brawn when i won the 2009 World Championship. 

Jean-Eric Vergne - 25
I was born on 25 April. 

Daniil Kvyat - 26
..and i was born on 26 April.

Nico Hulkenberg - 27
So many asking why 27, it’s simple, it’s my birthday dates 19+8=27

Lewis Hamilton - 44
When i started racing, my first kart had 44 on its plate. I won my first British championship with it. Fingers crossed it will bring as much luck now as it did back then

Valtteri Bottas - 77
I like the twitter hastag #BO77AS

Adrian Sutil - 99
The highest number that you could pick was 99, and in my life i always go for the maximum

I swear Dany and JEV win for the stories.

Poor Jules! I wonder how the decided priority?





foreverpruned:

black-american-queen:

dapenguinninja:

giddytf2:

gyrojojo:

leylatimur:

yeeees
why is Ursula shunned from King Triton’s society? does it have something to do with being more powerful than him? why does King Triton have a magical trident, being otherwise a pretty regular merman? Ursula is a witch, if anyone should have a magical artifact it should be her, did King Triton steal it?
and finally, Ursula didn’t do Ariel much wrong
Ariel wanted some legs (and a vagina) and Ursula told her flat out that in the surface world you can have a vagina or a voice, not both
i’d watch the hell out of a movie about Ursula

“Ursula told her flat out that in the surface world you can have a vagina or a voice, not both”
ohhhh shit though, ursula was being too real about the world
although perhaps a bit too literal

Okay, these were all excellent points and I’ll never see The Little Mermaid the same way again.

I laughed at that caption at first then the reality actually hit me

you can have a vagina or a voice, not both”

foreverpruned:

black-american-queen:

dapenguinninja:

giddytf2:

gyrojojo:

leylatimur:

yeeees

why is Ursula shunned from King Triton’s society? does it have something to do with being more powerful than him? why does King Triton have a magical trident, being otherwise a pretty regular merman? Ursula is a witch, if anyone should have a magical artifact it should be her, did King Triton steal it?

and finally, Ursula didn’t do Ariel much wrong

Ariel wanted some legs (and a vagina) and Ursula told her flat out that in the surface world you can have a vagina or a voice, not both

i’d watch the hell out of a movie about Ursula

Ursula told her flat out that in the surface world you can have a vagina or a voice, not both”

ohhhh shit though, ursula was being too real about the world

although perhaps a bit too literal

Okay, these were all excellent points and I’ll never see The Little Mermaid the same way again.

I laughed at that caption at first then the reality actually hit me

you can have a vagina or a voice, not both”










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